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Rebel In the Auction

by: Lesley Voronov

Tune: How much is that doggy in the window

How much is that rebel in the auction
The one with the chestnut brown hair
I'm willing to mortgage my spaceship
If someone will sell me a share

The catalogue says he's an expert
With every technique and device
It says all the parts are in order
He's expensive (they don't give the price)

Somebody said 2000 credits
I'd have paid that alone for the smile
Do you think they would take a deposit
And put him on ice for a while?

I think I'm emotionally bankrupt
I'll have to call in a few loans
Just reserve me the chap in black leather
'Cos I won't find one like him back home.

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