On the Twelfth Day of Christmas Kerr Avon Gave to Me:
Twelve Bracelets Breaking
Eleven Troopers Trooping
Ten Warlords Leaping
Nine Deltas Dozing
Eight Fans a-Filking
Seven Laser Cannon
Six Neutron Blasters
Five Plasma Bolts
Four Nasty Looks
Three Seska
Two Sopron Rocks
And a Book on Psychostrate-gee.