From Children of Auron
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From: Zelda
Here on Auron, we practice SAFE sexlessness!
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From: K. M. Wilcox
Somehow, Mildred knew that, even after her harassment lawsuit forced the company to switch to the baggiest, least flattering uniforms they could find, her male co-workers were still staring at her bum.
From: Ceefax
"Hey, guys, did you see that scene in Star Trek 2 where they put the brain eating bug in Chekov's space helmet? Guys...?"
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