This filk is on the tape Some Dreams Are Worth Having
by Judith Proctor
tune - very roughly based on Bibbty Bobbty Boo
Zen is a master machine,
We count him as one of the crew,
But the thingamabob that does the job,
Is Orac - or so he'll tell you.
He's cross and sarcastic and often bombastic,
And irritates all of the crew!
Blake's in comand of the ship,
Manipulates all of the crew,
But the thingamabob that does the job,
Is Orac - or so he'll tell you.
He's cross and sarcastic and often bombastic,
His manner's elastic, his methods are drastic,
He irritates all of the crew!
Avon's a genius tech,
But really he hasn't a clue,
For the thingamabob that does the job,
Is Orac - or so he'll tell you.
He's cross and sarcastic and often bombastic,
His manner's elastic, his methods are drastic,
His lights are fantastic, he's all made of plastic,
He irritates all of the crew!
And probably irritates you!