by Judith Proctor and Kathryn Andersen
Tune: Supercallifragilisticexpialadocious! (From Mary Poppins)
(composed over dinner...!)
Soup of Cally,
Leg of Tarrant,
Avon's little toasties,
Even though the smell of them is something quite atrocious,
They may think that they can cook,
but you'll get hallitosis,
Supercallifragilisticexpialadocious!