There were two cunning rebels came down from a ship so white,
They started to gamble with Orac, never stopped 'till the end of the night,
'Twas late at night they stayed, my lads, and still they wouldn't get out,
And these two cunning rebels did clear the Big Wheel out.
Then in came Toise and Krantor, all dressed in their costume,
Shove over you jolly gamblers and give the Klute some room,
But Thrills was not his equal, alas his luck ran out,
And then two cunning rebels did clear the Big Wheel out.
They had soma and icecream, they'd pataki and beer,
And every sort of dainty no shortage there was there,
They'd won five million credits, lads, but Vila still wouldn't get out,
And then two cunning rebels did clear the Big Wheel out.
Then back in came Krantor, all filled with dark dismay,
This five million credits, lads, he did not want to pay,
Told Toise to get the money back, as soon as they went out,
But these two cunning rebels did clear the Big Wheel out.
Then Vila had a drink and then Krantor drugged his wine,
He had to beat the Klute or get a kick straight up the spine.
Poor Avon nearly had a fit, his icecream he did spray,
But Orac helped them win and then Krantor had to pay.