(c) 1981 by the British Broadcasting Corporation. Series created by Terry Nation. This is a partial dialogue transcript for research purposes and is not for sale under any circumstances. Format (c) 1993 by Susan Schnitger, Micky DuPree and David Skerrett.
Dramatis Personae
Kerr Avon
Vila Restal
Del Tarrant
Dayna Mellanby
Soolin
Orac
Slave
Dr. Plaxton
Atlan
Bomber
Napier
[Scorpio flight deck] | |
TARRANT | I have it. |
AVON | Sector eight? |
TARRANT | Sector eight. |
SOOLIN | That's the asteroid? |
AVON | That asteroid is our passport into the Altern system and [shot of irregular, rotating asteroid] out again when we've finished, right under the noses of the Federation. |
TARRANT | Converging velocity, Standard by One. |
DAYNA | Avon, what's the mass of that asteroid? |
AVON | About two billion tons, I would say. |
TARRANT | Range one hundred thousand and closing. |
DAYNA | Well, then I say the whole scheme's crazy. |
AVON | Why? |
VILA | Two billion? Training manual rule one: Never play with asteroids. They're what Murphy's Law's all about. |
DAYNA | Murphy's Law? |
SOOLIN | Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. |
AVON | The crews of any Federation patrols will have been taught the same lesson. |
TARRANT | Range ninety thousand. |
SLAVE | I, uh, don't wish to speak out of turn but we're on a converging collision course with a large-- |
AVON | We know. |
SLAVE | I'm sorry, Master, but as asteroids go-- |
AVON | Don't be sorry, be quiet. [crosses from near Slave to join the others.] If we want to keep this heap of ironmongery operational, we have to visit Altern Five in order to recover selsium ore to make fuel crystals. Hitching a ride into the Altern system on that asteroid is the only way we're going to get past any Federation patrols and within teleport distance of Altern Five. Now if anyone has a better idea, I'd like to hear it. |
VILA | I wish I'd kept my mouth shut. |
TARRANT | Range sixty thousand. |
SLAVE | Thirty seconds thrust at maximum power, vectored at three seven zero will match our course and velocity through the Altern system with the asteroid. |
TARRANT | Thrust vector six. Stand by and override monitor. |
AVON | Standing by. |
SOOLIN | Just how close are you planning to get to that thing, Avon? |
AVON | Fifty yards. |
VILA | Fifty yards!? [Gets up from his station and approaches Avon] Oh, come on, Avon-- |
AVON | Near enough to be in its radar shadow without the risk of being damaged by its spin. Slave, we shall need the precision guidance subsystems on-line for the final approach. |
SLAVE | Yes, Master. Precision guidance on-line and stand by. Main drive thrust condition green for activation on your command. |
VILA | Do we have to go that near? That spin won't just damage us if we overshoot, it'll tear the ship apart. |
TARRANT | [Joins them] Vila's right. We need a safer stand-off distance -- |
AVON | The closer we get, the less risk there is of our being detected by a Federation patrol. |
TARRANT | Range? |
SOOLIN | Five thousand. |
DAYNA | [Stands up] There won't be anything left of us to detect unless we match velocity and course now. |
AVON | Sit down! Thirty seconds. [Dayna sits down.] |
TARRANT | We can't risk leaving it that long. Maximum thrust will wreck the main drive. |
VILA | He's right! |
AVON | We can't risk a patrol detecting plasma radiation from sustained thrust. There are times when even the most cynical must trust in luck. [They approach the asteroid.] Now! [Tarrant engages main drive. Something blows.] |
TARRANT | Precision guidance lost. |
AVON | Slave, initiate the backup system. |
SLAVE | I'm very sorry about this, but that WAS the backup system. [They graze the asteroid, sustaining damage, and pandemonium ensues. The next three sets of line are delivered nearly simultaneously.] |
VILA | It's coming apart, Avon, I told you-- |
DAYNA | [unintelligible] ... explosion ... [unintelligible] |
TARRANT | The flight level redundancy programs are blown, there's nothing left. |
AVON | [Thumps the deck with his fist, picks himself up] Slave! Damage report! |
SLAVE | Main drive lost. |
AVON | We know that. What about the outer hull? |
VILA | [Comes up to Avon] Look, Avon, I know I suggested it, but I told you it wouldn't work, not under these conditions -- |
AVON | [Waves him off] Be quiet. [Vila moves away.] |
SLAVE | No external or internal sensors are functioning in the main drive plasma chamber or the main thrust tube, therefore damage to the ship's stern must be considerable. I'm sorry, Master. |
SOOLIN | HE'S sorry? |
AVON | Check the dark side. |
TARRANT | Chances are we've wrecked the main drive's focusing core. |
AVON | We carry a spare. |
TARRANT | What use will that be? The main drive chamber can't be pressurized. How do you carry out a delicate repair operation wearing a spacesuit and gauntlets? |
VILA | I don't. |
DAYNA | Nobody does. It's impossible. It's like using an asteroid as cover to enter the Altern planetary system. Maybe next time you'll listen to reason, if there IS a next time, which seems unlikely. |
AVON | Slave! What is our life support capability? |
SLAVE | One hundred and fifty-five hours, Master. |
SOOLIN | Oh! By the time the oxygen runs out, we'll be bored as well as dead. |
VILA | Look, Tarrant, I told him it wouldn't-- |
AVON | Be quiet! Let us check ALL the systems. I would prefer
to be sure that dying is the best option we have. [Shot of Scorpio in space, unmoving.] [Scorpio flight deck. Tarrant, Dayna and Soolin are moving about, checking the controls. Avon is standing lost in thought.] |
VILA | [enters] Hello there! Anyone for a party? I'm afraid you'll have to bring your own booze 'cause I've already drunk my own. Anyone got any booze? Huh? [stumbles slightly as he crosses to the station next to Soolin] And how about my cold, calculating Soolin? I'd like to see you unbend [Soolin moves to a different station] just a little before we're all ... all ... |
DAYNA | Sometimes, Vila, you can be quite disgusting. |
VILA | Not so, my lovely. I can be disgusting all the time. It's easy. Easy as colliding with an asteroid, eh, Avon? [Avon's head comes up.] You know, they say all your life passes in front of you when you're about to, about to... y'know. It's what's happening to me now. All my past life.... |
AVON | That's one misfortune we don't have to share. |
VILA | Fourteen I was when I was first sent to a penal colony. Ship was hit in the main drive by a meteoroid, bang! Y'know what they did to repair it? [Avon and Tarrant begin to look at Vila. As he continues they move in, listening to him.] Activated the force wall and generated an atmosphere inside the force wall so the repair team could work in a vacuum without spacesuits, 'cause it wasn't a vacuum any more if you see what I mean. Very clever, those old prison hulk skippers. |
AVON | Slave, activate force wall. Pressurize it with our air reserve. |
SLAVE | That would be most inadvisable, Master. I'm terribly sorry but our force wall generator is in a poor condition. |
TARRANT | Slave's right. We'd lose the lot. |
AVON | It's a great pity we didn't bring Orac. |
SLAVE | But I could manage a small force wall, a blister force wall, around the damaged part of the hull. |
AVON | Then do it! |
TARRANT | Let's go. [Avon and Tarrant exit.] |
VILA | [claps] Hurray! |
SOOLIN | Out of the mouths of drunks ... |
VILA | [all "drunk mannerisms" vanishing instantly] Drunk? Who's drunk? |
DAYNA | You are. |
VILA | Show me how to get drunk on plain water and I won't waste time. |
DAYNA | Well, then why pretend? |
VILA | Because, my lovely Dayna and Soolin, no one ever tells
someone who's drunk to volunteer. [Dayna and Soolin
laugh.] I don't like to work in main drive chambers,
especially main drive chambers that are separated from
space by one of Slave's force walls. [Main drive chamber. A jagged hole ripped in the hull leaves it open to space. The door opens, Avon looks at Tarrant then Tarrant gestures for Avon to go first.] |
TARRANT | [into communicator?] We're in the main drive chamber. It's gonna take about an hour. |
SOOLIN | [v.o.] Right. We'll stand watch. |
TARRANT | See if you can sober up Vila. |
SOOLIN | [v.o.] We'll try. |
TARRANT | It's weird. [Avon and Tarrant look out through the hole in the hull.] Like being in space without a spacesuit. [They don safety glasses. Avon points a large device at the hull. The gash is gradually filled in until the hull looks normal.] |
AVON | Regeneration will take about twenty minutes, while we
deal with the coil. [Space. Shot of three ships in formation.] [Scorpio flight deck] |
SLAVE | I'm very sorry to disturb you, but I think I've detected a patrol. [Soolin puts view of the ship on the forward screen.] |
VILA | If they detect us, I have this feeling that the last
thing they'll do is surrender. [Main drive chamber] |
SOOLIN | [v.o.] Avon, Tarrant! We got company. Three ships, possibly interceptors, range two hundred thousand and closing fast. |
AVON | Have they detected us? [Scorpio flight deck] |
DAYNA | It doesn't look like it, they're not on an interception course. |
AVON | [v.o.] What class are they? |
SOOLIN | That's just it, none of us are sure. |
VILA | But they're maintaining a standard Federation patrol
pattern. [Main drive chamber] |
AVON | We can't leave what we're doing. [Scorpio flight deck] |
AVON | [v.o.] Make a recording of them. We'll look at it later. |
DAYNA | Right. Hologram recorder rolling. Slave, keep the
recorder sensors zeroed on those ships. [The three
ships explode, one by one in quick succession, shaking
the Scorpio.] [Main drive chamber] |
AVON | Soolin, Dayna what's happening? |
SOOLIN | [v.o.] The three ships just exploded. [Avon starts rushing to complete the repair.] |
TARRANT | They what? |
DAYNA | [v.o.] I know it sounds crazy but they just blew up by themselves. |
AVON | Well, it should get us back to base, anyway. |
TARRANT | Sounds good to me. [They exit] [Scorpio lands at Xenon base] [Scorpio flight deck. Orac is now present. They watch a replay of the explosion.] |
AVON | Well, Orac, what do you think? |
ORAC | I think you have brought back a most fascinating recording. |
AVON | We are looking for conclusions, not critical acclaim. |
ORAC | Two conclusions. First, the Federation have reestablished their shipbuilding program ahead of my prediction. Second, the early design of the main drives indicates that they have lost their top designer. |
TARRANT | Orac, we'd worked that out already. What we want to know is how three ships can suddenly blow up by themselves. |
ORAC | If that had happened I would want an answer to the same question. |
AVON | So what you're trying to tell us, Orac, is that those ships did NOT blow up by themselves. |
ORAC | I am not TRYING to tell you anything. I am simply not interested in attempting to compensate for your amazing lack of observation. |
AVON | [grimaces slightly] All right, Dayna, play the recording again. This time at half speed. [They watch the explosions again, more slowly.] |
VILA | So what's that supposed to tell us? |
AVON | That recording told Orac something. If we want to know what it is, we have to check every frame. |
DAYNA | [Disbelieving laugh] What, at ten thousand frames per second? It'll take us hours. |
AVON | So? |
SOOLIN | So let's at least patch through a link to the crewroom. |
DAYNA | And do it in comfort. |
AVON | A waste of time and effort. We will do it here, and we will do it now. |
VILA | All of us? |
AVON | We'll take it in shifts. You may as well start, [pause] Dayna. |
DAYNA | Thanks a lot. [Scorpio flight deck. Shot of Dayna, alone, watching screen.] [Scorpio flight deck. Shot of Soolin, alone, watching screen. She straightens suddenly and adjusts the controls.] |
SOOLIN | [into communicator] Avon, I've found something. [Scorpio flight deck. The others have joined Soolin.] |
SOOLIN | Look, there, at the bottom of the screen. [Several frames showing a crossing space chopper.] |
AVON | From it's movement across the frames it's possible to calculate its velocity. |
TARRANT | About Standard by twelve at a guess. |
VILA | In real time? That's not possible. |
ORAC | Standard by twelve decimal six, to be precise. |
DAYNA | Well, as Vila says, nothing can travel at that speed in real time. It is impossible. |
ORAC | Nothing COULD and it WAS impossible. It is necessary for your statement to be rephrased, using the past tense. |
SOOLIN | So whatever it is, it fired three bolts at those ships before it passed in front of our sensors. |
VILA | And at Standard by twelve, they never knew what hit them. |
SOOLIN | Just as well it left us alone. So what is it? |
TARRANT | Single-seater space chopper. They were a teenagers' craze two centuries back, until the Federation outlawed them. |
DAYNA | [snorts] Not surprising if they could do Standard by twelve. |
AVON | They couldn't. Which means that that one has been fitted with a new form of main drive unit. |
ORAC | Which also means that the photonic space drive has been finally perfected by Dr. Plaxton. |
VILA | Who? |
TARRANT | But Orac, Dr. Plaxton was head of the Federation Space Drive Research Center. |
ORAC | At the time of the Federation's collapse, the doctor was developing a new space drive system that used light to exert thrust instead of plasma: the photonic drive or the Stardrive machine, as it's known. |
AVON | Was the prototype small enough to be fitted into a space chopper? |
ORAC | Certainly. |
VILA | Hey, just think. If we can get hold of one of those drives and swap it for the clapped out unit on our ship-- |
AVON | That will be our immediate objective. Where is Dr. Plaxton now? |
ORAC | Presumably with the owners of that space chopper. It's all a matter of observation. |
AVON | Bring that thing into close-up. [Shots of the space chopper, getting larger and larger.] Closer. Concentrate on the pilot. I want a close-up of his helmet. [Shot of helmet revealing red silhouette of a rat.] |
VILA | It's a Space Rat! |
SOOLIN | Friends of yours? |
VILA | Friends? Space Rats? There's no such thing as a friend of a Space Rat -- they even hate each other. |
TARRANT | What else do you know about them? |
VILA | They're maniacs, psychopaths! All they live for is sex and violence, booze and speed. And the fellows are just as bad. We had a couple in the penal colony once. They were always trying to frighten me. |
DAYNA | [Laughing] And they never succeeded, of course. What were they imprisoned for? |
VILA | Breaking into transport museums. When the Federation banned all leisure transport, they went in for stealing anything on wheels or could fly. They were speed crazy, and I do mean crazy. |
AVON | Speed is the key. Find the Space Rats and we find Dr. Plaxton. That's exactly what we're going to do. |
VILA | Now look, I've tangled with just about every ugly in the book since I got involved with you lot, but I draw the line at Space Rats. |
TARRANT | Go on. |
VILA | Well, they have no respect for life. They're based on an ancient Earth sect of unbelievable viciousness. |
AVON | Orac, where can we find these Space Rats? |
ORAC | Their last known base was Caspar, an Earth-type planet in Sector Five. |
AVON | Sector Five? |
SOOLIN | We'll never make it with the state the ship's in. |
DAYNA | What are our chances, Orac? |
ORAC | One hundred percent better than your chances of getting anywhere else if you don't obtain a new space drive for the ship within three months. |
DAYNA | Thank you, Orac, that's a great help. |
TARRANT | It'll take time to get the ship ready. |
AVON | Better get on with it then. |
SOOLIN | I'll get the lights on for a start. |
VILA | Can't we think about this? |
AVON | As much as you like, once we're underway. Slave, set a
course for Caspar in sector five. [Shot of reddish planet, seen from space.] [Scorpio flight deck] |
TARRANT | Synchronous orbit around Caspar established and locked. |
VILA | Supposing they come at us with one of their space chopper? |
AVON | There's no point in worrying about that. |
VILA | No? After what happened to those Federation ships? |
AVON | Because we won't know anything about it. Try again, Soolin. |
SOOLIN | [into communicator] Caspar, Caspar, this is civilian freighter Scorpio calling Caspar. We are not hostile, repeat, not hostile. We wish to negotiate an alliance against the Federation. Caspar, Caspar, this is Scorpio. Do you copy? |
VILA | You're wasting your time. They won't have radio. The only technology they're interested in is on wheels or flies or goes bang. You know what they're up to right now? |
DAYNA | What? |
VILA | Right now they're trying to make up their minds which piece of nastiness they're going to send up to zap us with. |
DAYNA | Oh, surely they won't risk an attack without finding out first what it is they are going to attack. |
VILA | Oh, that's the logical way of thinking. But those psychopaths down there are Space Rats. Their philosophy is simple: if it moves, zap it. |
AVON | As you know so much about their philosophy, you would seem to be the ideal person to teleport down to talk to them. |
VILA | Me? But I've just told you what they're like. |
TARRANT | Get permission for us to land Scorpio. |
AVON | Dayna will go down with you, just to keep an eye on you. |
DAYNA | [Nods] Yes, all right. |
VILA | You don't seriously expect us to talk to them? |
AVON | Just check the place out. Make sure we're right. |
TARRANT | Scorpio's in no condition to make unnecessary landings, Vila. [lifts Vila out of his seat.] |
AVON | Soolin, set teleport coordinates. |
VILA | [He and Dayna don guns.] And set them properly. Not in the middle of a lake or something. |
SOOLIN | The state the final guidance is in you'll be lucky not to end up in space on a reciprocal coordinate. |
DAYNA | Ready. [Sand pit on Caspar] |
DAYNA | [materializes alone and looks about] Vila? Vila! |
VILA | [calling from rocks higher in the pit.] Dayna, I'm stuck! [Tries vainly to pull his arm from where it is wedged in a crack.] Oh. Oh. [Dayna climbs up to join him.] I'm stuck. |
DAYNA | So am I, Vila. With you. [Pulls him free.] |
VILA | Oh, my back, my back. Oh-- |
DAYNA | Shut up! Be quiet! [Sound of engines approaching] What is it? |
VILA | How should I know? [Two Space Rats approach on three-wheeled ATV's.] |
DAYNA | What are they? |
VILA | THEY are the Space Rats. |
DAYNA | What are they riding? |
VILA | Oh, I dunno. If it moves on wheels, they steal it, and if it doesn't move on wheels, they zap it. They don't like complications. [The Space Rats stop the ATV's and get off. They look around for a while, using binoculars, then remount the ATV's. Vila draws his gun and fumbles it, repeatedly trying to catch it, but the gun finally slips from his grasps and falls down the hillside. Its clatter is covered as the Space Rats restart their ATV's and drive off. Dayna and Vila climb down and Vila recovers his gun.] |
VILA | Seems like luck is on our side today. |
DAYNA | Think so? [indicates security camera pointed in their
direction.] [Lounge in Space Rat quarters. Some of the Space Rats are watching Dayna and Vila on a large view screen.] |
VILA | [on screen] That's one of the most ancient closed
circuit television cameras I've ever seen. Chances
are, it hasn't been working for years. [Scorpio flight deck] |
TARRANT | Descent from orbit begins in forty-five seconds and counting. |
AVON | Check. |
SOOLIN | You never intended to wait for Vila and Dayna to report back, did you? You're just using them. |
AVON | Vila and Dayna are useful diversions. |
SOOLIN | IF they get caught. |
TARRANT | Which is fairly likely. |
SOOLIN | I wouldn't count too heavily on that. Dayna's sharp and she handles a gun quite well, considering her sheltered upbringing. |
TARRANT | Tune the detectors to the radio spectrum and you'll discover about fifty radiation sources dotted around that area, caused by leakages from badly maintained TV surveillance cameras. |
AVON | That is in addition to the radiation from the cliff face itself, which is at a level you would expect from a high energy research laboratory OR a test chamber for a new space drive. |
SOOLIN | So. You've let Dayna and Vila walk into a trap. |
AVON | [flatly] We need the space drive. [Research lab. Two Space Rats are lolling off to the side.] |
PLAXTON | Particle driver control? |
NAPIER | Particle driver right. |
PLAXTON | Well you'd better double check. I'm going to take the drive up to twenty-five percent today. |
NAPIER | In here, Doctor? |
PLAXTON | Don't argue with me, Napier. |
NAPIER | [fiddles with controls for a few seconds] Particle driver satisfactory, Doctor. |
PLAXTON | Uh-huh. Place the photon shield in position. [The two Space Rats begin to roll an upright panel across the lab.] Stop! How many times do I have to tell you, you wear gloves in here. [holds gloves out to them] |
BOMBER | No worry. We're only moving a flagging shield, isn't it? |
PLAXTON | I don't care. I am not going to have three thousand hours of work put at risk by a couple of freaks who never take a bath. |
BOMBER | [waves off gloves] Don't need a bath -- sweats regular. |
PLAXTON | [drops gloves on the table] Out! |
BOMBER | Now look-- |
PLAXTON | Go on, get out. |
NAPIER | I'll do it. [to the Rats] You'd better go. [The Rats exit] They'll complain to Atlan. |
PLAXTON | What the hell do I care? How I ever came to be mixed up with a bunch of psychopathic killers-- |
NAPIER | 'Twas your decision, Dr. Plaxton, and one you were happy enough to make at the time, as I recall. |
PLAXTON | It was three years ago, Napier. |
NAPIER | Everything's ready for the test. Do you fetch him or shall I? |
PLAXTON | I'll go. [exits] [Sand pit. Dayna and Vila run to some rocks. Dayna looks about with binoculars.] |
VILA | We've made a mistake. There's nothing here. |
DAYNA | They must hope that everybody thinks as you do, including the Federation. |
VILA | Eh? [Dayna gives him the binoculars. Using them, he spots two doors.] Concealed entrances. |
DAYNA | Right. |
VILA | Well, at least we've got the advantage of surprise. [Rim across the sand pit. A Space Rat is watching them through binoculars. He exits.] [Space Rat lounge. The Rats are eating lizard-like animals and drinking and cuddling. The viewscreen shows Dayna and Vila.] |
PLAXTON | [enters] Atlan, I'm ready to begin the test on the Mark Two drive. Now. |
ATLAN | Brigg, watch that. [indicates viewscreen] Bomber. [no
reaction] Bomber! [grabs hold of the lizard Bomber was
gnawing on.] Two gooks outside. Fetch, but don't bend,
I might want to talk with them. [keeps the lizard as
Bomber leaves. Notices that Plaxton is still there.]
Well? What are you doing hanging around? [Holds the
lizard out to her, mockingly] Do you wish to join us?
[Plaxton looks revolted and exits. Atlan bites off a
mouthful of lizard.] [Sand pit. Dayna and Vila hurry to the entrances. Dayna open one and they enter. Just after the door closes behind them a Space Rat rides by on an ATV.] [Underground hangar] |
DAYNA | Vila. This place is like some kind of underground maze. |
VILA | We seem to have hit on some sort of a hangar. This is not a good place to be, Dayna. |
DAYNA | [indicates large object draped with a covering] See what's under there. |
VILA | Why? |
DAYNA | Just do it! I'll cover for you. And very quickly. We haven't much time. [Vila pulls back the drape and Dayna does the same with another.] This is a spacechopper. |
VILA | So's this. |
DAYNA | I think we've seen enough. We'll report back to the ship and then get out of here. [into bracelet] Avon! |
AVON | [v.o.] Go ahead, Dayna. |
DAYNA | Orac was right. This is where the new space drives come from. We've found two space choppers and we think the main workshop is in the west cliff. We're now ready for teleport. |
AVON | [v.o.] Teleport is out of commission. |
DAYNA | What?! |
VILA | [grabs her wrist and speaks into her bracelet] What do
you mean "out of commission"?! [Sand pit] |
AVON | Not working, Vila. Keep your heads down. We'll be in touch. Out. [He moves off. They cross the sand pit, with Avon repeatedly moving ahead, looking about, then waving the others on to join him.] |
TARRANT | [indicating security camera] There's another one. [They duck behind a rock as the camera pans towards them.] Well, that's useful. Saves having to find a marker for the grenade. [Holds out grenade as Avon adjusts the controls on another device.] Right. It's primed. [Tosses grenade near camera. They wait until the camera isn't pointed in their direction.] |
AVON | Come on! [moves off] [Underground hangar] |
DAYNA | You've got to find somewhere safe to wait. |
VILA | Well, perhaps we could hide under here. [Pulls the drape off a Space Chopper, then picks up a small device from its cockpit.] Wonder what this thing does? |
BOMBER | [pointing gun at them] Tell you what this does --
gook. It goes bang. And you go splat. [Sand pit. Avon and the others watch as Bomber marches Vila and Dayna over to and into the other entrance.] |
AVON | We'll be attacking by the time Vila tells them we're
still on the ship. [Entrance to Space Rat area. Dayna notices the labeled door control, then Bomber shoves her along in.] [Research lab. There is a loud hum and a glowing column of light is rising from the star drive.] |
ATLAN | More. More. [pounds on the table] Come on, more! |
PLAXTON | There's no point in overloading the Mark Two prototype. |
ATLAN | Doctor Plaxton-- [crosses to her, kicking a chair aside. To Napier] Out of my way, idiot! [to Plaxton] Without my Space Rats scouring a dozen worlds for your raw materials there would be no Mark One or Mark Two. |
PLAXTON | And without my brains you would have no-- |
ATLAN | [grabs a fistful of hair at the nape of her neck]
Which I might decide I can now do without. So, let's
see what it can do, eh? [Reaches towards the controls.
Plaxton blocks his hands. He grabs her around the neck
and kisses her violently. He lets her go and leers
maniacally at Napier.] Now, more. [Space Rat lounge. Vila is shoved in, stumbles and falls. Dayna attacks Bomber. They fight, and Dayna gets the worst of it.] [Sand pit. Avon, Soolin and Tarrant hurry along.] [Space Rat lounge] |
VILA | What's the noise? |
BOMBER | Nothing to the noise you gooks will soon be making. [Sand pit. Avon, Tarrant and Soolin are still moving along. They reach door, Tarrant opens it and they all enter.] [Research lab. The light column is much taller now, and the noise is louder.] |
ATLAN | What is it now? |
PLAXTON | Seventy-five percent. We must close down now. Atlan, the shield's melting. [Atlan nods. Plaxton turns the drive off.] |
ATLAN | What was the simulated speed? |
PLAXTON | Fifteen. |
ATLAN | Fifteen! Fifteen! TD FIFTEEN in real time! My Space Rats will be knocking out Federation heavy cruisers next. |
PLAXTON | If they've any left. |
ATLAN | Oh yes, they have, but not for long. How soon can this be fitted to our space choppers? |
PLAXTON | Napier. [Napier exits.] |
ATLAN | Well? |
PLAXTON | What's wrong with the Mark One? It gives your space choppers TD twelve. |
ATLAN | Not as good as fifteen. No Space Rat likes to put up with second best. |
PLAXTON | Speed and violence. That's all you Space Rats think about. |
ATLAN | As you well know, I am not a Space Rat. But so long as I give them what they want, they accept me as their leader. |
PLAXTON | Mindless destruction of Federation ships. It's mindless -- you don't have a plan. |
ATLAN | Maybe the Space Rats haven't got a plan, Dr. Plaxton. But WE could have: total control over all the space trade routes. |
PLAXTON | I want no part of that. All I want to do is to develop my space drive. |
ATLAN | Fine! So how soon can this be fitted to our space choppers? |
PLAXTON | It can't. |
ATLAN | Why not? |
PLAXTON | Because this is the only one. |
ATLAN | So build more! [pounds table] We've provided you with enough raw material to build five hundred! |
PLAXTON | I am a scientist, not a production engineer. And the other reason why this can't be fitted to your space choppers is quite simply it won't fit! |
ATLAN | Why not?! |
PLAXTON | Because the only way to increase the power was to increase the size of the photon generator chambers. This drive was intended to be installed in a real spacecraft, not in toys driven by a bunch of murderous psychopaths. |
ATLAN | Our agreement-- |
PLAXTON | OUR agreement was that you provide me with the resources to continue with my work. Well, that's exactly what I have done. |
ATLAN | [grabs her, holds a gun to her head] You will start
modification work on the Space Drive NOW, Dr. Plaxton.
If you refuse, I will tell the Space Rats that you are
depriving them of speed, and I will let them deal with
YOU in their own fashion. [Underground hangar. Avon, Soolin and Tarrant enter and look about.] |
AVON | If the readings are anything like accurate, this
should be-- [consults handheld scanner] connecting
wall. You'd better get on with it.
[Tarrant uses a beam-type weapon on the wall.] [Space Rat lounge] |
ATLAN | [entering] Hey, Bomber, Johns! We're going to the hills for some hunting. [Sees Dayna and Vila] What's this? |
BOMBER | The gooks. |
ATLAN | Gooks? |
BOMBER | Yeah. |
ATLAN | [looks them over] Don't look like Federation to me. |
DAYNA | [struggling in vain] We're not. |
ATLAN | Ok, bend them. [Bomber starts to take them away.] |
VILA | What does that mean? |
ATLAN | You'll find out. [Underground hangar. Tarrant is still using the weapon.] |
TARRANT | Talk amongst yourselves. This could take some time. [Space Rat lounge] |
DAYNA | Wait! [struggling] Wait! Before you kill us, you might let us see Dr. Plaxton. |
ATLAN | Stop! [gestures to Bomber to bring them over] You know Dr. Plaxton? |
DAYNA | Of course we do. |
VILA | Old friend. |
ATLAN | From where, gook? |
VILA | Oh, uh, [Atlan grabs the front of his tunic] way back. |
DAYNA | We were students of the doctor once. |
ATLAN | Studying what? |
DAYNA | Space drives, the photonic drive in particular. |
ATLAN | [to Vila] You, too, gook? [Vila nods] Clever student? [Vila nods harder] In that case, we had better take you both to see the Doctor. |
DAYNA | Thank you. [Underground hangar. Tarrant is still beaming the wall.] [Research lab] |
ATLAN | [enters] Bomber! [Bomber ushers in Dayna and Tarrant.] |
DAYNA | Dr. Plaxton, how marvelous to see you again. [hurries over to her, shakes her hand.] Do you remember us, Dayna and Vila, your best students. [Vila shakes her hand.] We thought we'd never see you again after you left the academy. |
PLAXTON | [to Atlan] Is this some sort of trick? I've never seen these people before in my life. |
DAYNA | [laughs] Your memory hasn't improved. Do you remember the time when you, you lost your ground car and reported it to the police as having been stolen? [moves over to the space drive] Oh, and this must be your new photonic-- |
PLAXTON | I don't know you. |
DAYNA | --space drive. Why it doesn't look anything like as sophisticated as the prototype you were working on at the academy, but that's only to be expected having to work under these conditions. |
PLAXTON | I, I do not know these people. |
ATLAN | DO not or WILL not? [Underground hangar. Tarrant is still beaming the wall.] [Research lab] |
ATLAN | [to Dayna and Vila] Could you two work on the development of the photonic drive? |
DAYNA | Of course. |
PLAXTON | This is my project. |
ATLAN | Not for much longer it seems. |
PLAXTON | How dare you take away my authority on this project, it-- |
ATLAN | I will do a lot more than that, Dr. Plaxton, if you prove to be of no further use to me. [Vila draws Dayna's attention to the patch of wall which is starting to glow.] |
DAYNA | I'm sure we'll be able to help you, Atlan, but first we'd better see if this thing is up to standard. [goes over to drive again] How do I start it? |
PLAXTON | Leave it alone. |
DAYNA | We have to see how it performs. |
ATLAN | [to Plaxton] Start it up. [The wall is glowing more brightly and the sound of the beamer is getting clearer.] |
VILA | We need more power. |
ATLAN | Why? |
VILA | Uh, well, if, if we're to make a proper assessment. [An opening appears in the wall.] |
ATLAN | Well, what do you think of it? |
AVON | [Enters through hole] Very nice. [Points gun at Atlan] It will be even nicer if you stand absolutely still. |
SOOLIN | [enters through hole, points her gun at Atlan] Hold it! |
AVON | [to Vila, indicating the drive] Is this it? |
VILA | Yes. |
AVON | We'll take it with us. [As Tarrant enters, Atlan trips him, grabs Soolin and uses her as a shield as he backs towards the door. He shoves her away and runs off.] |
DAYNA | The door control. [Runs after Atlan.] |
AVON | Tarrant, give Vila a hand. [Entry to Space Rat lounge. Dayna works the door control.] [Space Rat lounge.] |
ATLAN | [entering] Space Rats! We are under attack! [Gets guns
from chest, tosses one to Bomber] Follow me! [Dayna
tosses a gas grenade into the room and leaves as the
door starts to close.] The door! [He and Bomber try to
force it open.] [Research lab] |
DAYNA | [enters] I've done it. |
PLAXTON | Whoever you are, take me with you. I'm dead if I stay here. |
AVON | We take you and your photonic drive. Let's go.
[Tarrant and Vila pick up the drive. All exit] [Space Rat lounge. Atlan uses his gun on the door.] [At outside door. They all emerge.] |
AVON | Let's go. Over there. [Two Rats on ATV's approach, Soolin shoots them. A Space Rat fires at them from the rim. Avon shoots him. A Space Rat drives towards them in an eight-wheeled open wagon. Avon shoots the driver.] We'll cover you. [indicating wagon] Take that. |
TARRANT | Come on! [Research lab] |
ATLAN | [enters, sees that it is empty] Bomber! [exits] [Road from sand pit. They ride off in eight wheeled open cart. Three Space Rats on ATVs pursue them. When they pass the security camera Avon detonates the grenade. There are three explosions, blowing the Rats off their ATVs. Avon tosses the controller away. They continue driving along until a Space Rat shoots out one of their tires from a hillside.] |
AVON | [indicating Scorpio nearby] There it is! [Everyone
runs towards the ship.] [Scorpio flight deck] |
AVON | [to Plaxton, indicating a seat] There. [To Tarrant and Vila] Secure that and let's get the hell out of here. |
VILA | [to Tarrant] Put it on the back of the counter. [They do so, and hurry to their seats.] |
AVON | Emergency lift station. Check functions. Dayna? |
DAYNA | Check! |
AVON | Vila? |
VILA | Check! |
AVON | Soolin? |
SOOLIN | Check! |
AVON | Tarrant? |
TARRANT | Check! |
AVON | All right, go! [Scorpio lifts off] Slave, activate all sensory systems. Set course three nine zero at maximum drive. We'll give you a navigational program once we are clear of this planetary system. |
SLAVE | At once, Master. [Space. View of three ships in formation.] [Scorpio flight deck] |
SLAVE | I'm sorry to have to report, Master, that three Federation ships are approaching on an intercept course of zero three zero zero seven. |
AVON | Dayna, put them on the rear screen. [They turn around to look.] |
DAYNA | Range: two hundred thousand. |
SLAVE | Their signals traffic indicates they think we're from Caspar. |
AVON | The state our main drive is in we will be within their cannon range within an hour. |
PLAXTON | What's the matter with your main drive? |
TARRANT | It's a museum piece. |
PLAXTON | Standard fiber optic control connections? |
AVON | Very standard. |
PLAXTON | Then why not let me install this now? [Indicates the Stardrive] One burst from this and we'd put a lot of distance between us and those ships. |
AVON | How long will it take? |
PLAXTON | Fifty minutes. |
DAYNA | If it's to be done, it'll have to be done in forty-five. |
PLAXTON | All right. You can pressurize your main drive tube so I can work in there? |
AVON | Yes. Come with me. [Hands her goggles, picks up the drive.] |
PLAXTON | Fine. [they exit] |
DAYNA | Forty-four minutes, fifty-five seconds, and counting. [Main drive chamber. Plaxton is working on the drive connections.] |
DAYNA | [V.O., over intercom] Two minutes, ten seconds. |
PLAXTON | Just the main ignition controls now. [Scorpio flight deck] |
AVON | One minute precisely, Doctor. [Main drive chamber. Plaxton is still working.] |
PLAXTON | Two more connections. Not long now. [Scorpio flight deck] |
TARRANT | They're in range! |
AVON | Time is up, Doctor. |
PLAXTON | [V.O., over intercom] Almost done. |
VILA | Plasma bolt fired. |
SOOLIN | Thirty seconds to impact. |
PLAXTON | [V.O.] One more connection to-- [Her voice is cut off as Avon pushes some buttons.] |
TARRANT | [To Avon] What are you doing? |
AVON | Programing in the main circuit drive. |
DAYNA | You can't do that. That main drive will fire as soon as she makes the final connection. |
SOOLIN | Fifteen seconds. |
AVON | We can outrun that bolt. She's dead either way. [Main drive chamber. Plaxton stares at the approaching ships.] [Scorpio flight deck] |
SOOLIN | Ten seconds and counting. Nine, eight, seven, six-- [Main drive chamber. Plaxton makes the final connection and screams. Scorpio puts on a burst of speed and races away.] [Scorpio flight deck] |
AVON | Good enough. [To Vila] At least now we can outrun the opposition. That should make you happy. |
DAYNA | What about Dr. Plaxton? |
AVON | Who? |