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From: Wildean
Servalan: Mmmmmf mmerr mmmft mmm m mmm-mmmm mmm mmmk mmm MMM mmmk!
Subtitle: That's the last time I confuse Pritt stick with lipstick!
Runner up
From: MadMat
Servalan: If your right hand is on my shoulder and your left hand on my leg then who's holding that gun to my stomach??... Oh my...
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