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The Ship with No Beer

By Leia Fee
to the tune of: The Pub with No Beer

It's lonesome away from your homeworld and all
On the flightdeck at night when the aliens call,
But there's nothing so lonesome so dull or so drear
Than to fly round in space, on a ship with no beer.

Now Vila is anxious for the soma to come
With adrenalin too, to relieve the boredom.
Now Avon's all cranky and Blake's acting queer
What a terrible place is a ship with no beer.

The Andromedans attack from a planet remote
Travis led them all here, the nasty turncoat.
But the smile on their faces soon turn to a sneer,
When they suddenly realise Star One's got no beer.

We leave Blake and Jenna, gain two new shipmates,
But Avon goes searching and Blake he locates.
Alas it's deception though it all seemed so clear
They're stranded and sadly, Terminal's got no beer.

Dorian tried to kill them, to prolong his own life
And now on the Scorpio there's a great deal of strife.
Avon's gone barking and the end's very near,
And the wine's all run out and the base has no beer.

It's lonesome away from your homeworld and all
On Xenon at night when the aliens call,
But there's nothing so lonesome so dull or so drear
Than to sit in a base, on a world with no beer.


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